typhoid mary blogs a bit

May 8, 2010

so you’re stuck inside because what you thought were allergies turned out to be some deadly flu-virus-bug monstrosity.   No need to worry, because the city is on your side (per usual). here’s what you should do (in addition to laying in bed and moaning):

1)  order in….everything.  get that orange juice, box of tissues, bottle of wine, and a thermometer all in one place at MaxDelivery.com, god’s gift to manhattan.

2) figure out what the moon looked like when you were born.  Was it a toe-nail sliver? Cheshire cat grin?  ..not there at all?  what could such a thing possibly reveal? draw your own conclusions and up your random bar-conversation-cool-factor by clicking here—>   Moon Phases

3) so now that we’ve stimulated your superstitious interests, why not find out if you and that hotty-you’ve-had-your-eye-on are meant to be via the old fashioned route.   no don’t call him– consult your tarot cards!  http://facade.com/tarot/

4) alright now you’ve taken a hefty bite off the bun of reality, it’s time to head over to good ol’ etsy and support the hand made/vintage style movement and spend that heart ache away (or you know, if luck is on your side…buy yourself a cute lil accessory to wear next time you see him…”oh this ol’ thing..”  yea use your imagination)  http://www.etsy.com/

6) now put that fever delirium to good use and write a blog entry. or put on your cutest sick face and support the troops via skype conversation with your favorite soldier over seas.


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