typhoid mary blogs a bit
May 8, 2010
so you’re stuck inside because what you thought were allergies turned out to be some deadly flu-virus-bug monstrosity. No need to worry, because the city is on your side (per usual). here’s what you should do (in addition to laying in bed and moaning):
1) order in….everything. get that orange juice, box of tissues, bottle of wine, and a thermometer all in one place at MaxDelivery.com, god’s gift to manhattan.
2) figure out what the moon looked like when you were born. Was it a toe-nail sliver? Cheshire cat grin? ..not there at all? what could such a thing possibly reveal? draw your own conclusions and up your random bar-conversation-cool-factor by clicking here—> Moon Phases
3) so now that we’ve stimulated your superstitious interests, why not find out if you and that hotty-you’ve-had-your-eye-on are meant to be via the old fashioned route. no don’t call him– consult your tarot cards! http://facade.com/tarot/
4) alright now you’ve taken a hefty bite off the bun of reality, it’s time to head over to good ol’ etsy and support the hand made/vintage style movement and spend that heart ache away (or you know, if luck is on your side…buy yourself a cute lil accessory to wear next time you see him…”oh this ol’ thing..” yea use your imagination) http://www.etsy.com/
6) now put that fever delirium to good use and write a blog entry. or put on your cutest sick face and support the troops via skype conversation with your favorite soldier over seas.
